How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?