Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?