Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What makes music in your hair?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the calf play in the school band?