Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
