Where do bees go on their vacation?
Stingapore.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
