What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which president loved to take baths?