What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?