Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
It's allergy season again?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?