What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who is the fastest reindeer?