Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?