Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do Scottish toads play?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
