Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?