What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?