What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?