What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a sad latte?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?