Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?