Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do horses reside?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?