Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
