What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What event do spiders love to attend?