What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?