What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A book just fell on my head.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a mouse's favorite game?