What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do Scottish toads play?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?