What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?