What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?