What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do elves learn in school?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?