What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do automobiles fly?
What condiment has wings?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
