Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call an exploding monkey?