Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What animals make the best students?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What fish sings the best?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal should you never play poker with?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
