Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is blue and not heavy?
When does a horse talk?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?