What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?