What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?