What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What animal floats best?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
