What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?