What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?