What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do horses navigate at night?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
