What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do snowmen get information?