Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the noisiest food?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?