Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do rich squirrels eat?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?