How do locomotives know where to go?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do nosey peppers do?