Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the sailor lose his job?