Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?