What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?