What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did autumn say to summer?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How do you measure a millennial?
