Which cats love to be petted?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the opposite of irony?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?