What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are frogs always so happy?