What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which animal will never go bald?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
