What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a pastor's favorite city?