How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do fireflies start a race?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?