What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?