Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are trees always so positive?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?