What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?