What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
