What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who granted the fish a wish?