What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
