Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the turkey cross the road?