Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?