What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
