What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What birds always travel in twos?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
