How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where would you put an injured insect?