Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
