How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Someone stole my mood ring!