Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the broom late for school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How can you make 7 even?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do bees get to school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do fish do at parades?