How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the opposite of irony?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
