How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Can February March?
Why was the dog overweight?
