What do cows say when you milk them?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When should baseball players wear armor?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?