How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the bunny upset?