Why do bees gossip?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What bird is always sad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?