What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?