How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?