How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?