How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
