What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What animal likes to party the most?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a dog's favorite city?