Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?