What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do kittens go to school?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?