What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do cows like to dance to?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What happens when grass goes out of town?