What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrelâ„¢.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?