What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do little fish love to play with?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
