Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where does a camper keep his money?