What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?