Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
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What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
