Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do bees get to school?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?