What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?