What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?