How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do pigs tell jokes?