How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
