How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do cats wear to work?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?