Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What fish sings the best?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?