What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Hawk-ey.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which office space loves to cut corners?