What do elves learn in school?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How is cat food sold?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?