Which musician loves to make chili?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do jokesters study in college?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?