What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
It's allergy season again?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which elf is the best singer?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call an artistic dog?