What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What birds make average students?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?