Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you wash a lamb?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What tree has the most bark?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy Lassie?