What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How long will dinner be?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a mouse's favorite game?