What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
