What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is another name for a cow?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?