What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?