What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do bees get to school?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?