Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
How long will dinner be?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do bunnies stay fit?
