What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?