Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?