Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?