What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What tree has the most bark?
How does a witch play loud music?