What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do two skunks argue?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the bee sad?
