Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do hurricanes see?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?