What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do bees gossip?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?