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Why is sand so optimistic?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?