What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How did the toad die?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?