What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do bees get to school?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?