What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep!
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
It's Crowded!
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why didn't the melons get married?