What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the frog starve?
What country has the most fish?
How do snowmen get information?