What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?