What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?