What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?