What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is summer always sad?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What color are all the books in the library?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?