What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the body of water think so much?