What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Hip pop.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
