What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does breakfast live?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Bears love exotic cars.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?