What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?