What time is your dentist appointment?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do books sleep?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?