What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?