Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a vacation at home?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?