What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do cubes make great referees?