What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
