What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the cat so small?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a baby monkey?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?