What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do bears keep cool?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
