Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?