Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?