What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a flying police officer?