Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?