What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What food is a man's best friend?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do cubes make great referees?