That bird won't stop squawking.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do cows like to dance to?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call octopus twins?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where does cheese invest its money?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?