What did you learn in school today, son?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?