What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call stolen cheese?