Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call hiking college students?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?