Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?