Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
