Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?