Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are baseball games at night?