Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?