Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?