Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Where does laundry go to college?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What game do bats excel at?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do amoebas make calls?
