How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
