What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where does laundry go to college?