What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?