What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?