What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?