What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
