What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?