A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the loudest sport?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a short cow?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?