A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
