What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the bread do on vacation?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
