What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why is a computer so smart?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does the sun drink out of?
What country has the most fish?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?