What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?