What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call siblings who love math?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why is the beach so confident?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do dogs run in circles?